just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
two words...techno handjob
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I'm at about main and main street
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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