Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
