when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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