People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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