We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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