IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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