East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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