Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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