hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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