I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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