I wanna bring you to show and tell
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Randomize
