There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
He has the fingertips of a God
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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