i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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