Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
how can u be prego again
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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