But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
