I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Do plants get herpes?
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