If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
This couple is walking their pig around campus
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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