I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I just want to make out with him forever
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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