need another drink. this is the easiest way
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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