the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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