i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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