shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Randomize
