idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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