I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
...so i touched it.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
