I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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