Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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