Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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