the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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