ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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