The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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