My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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