You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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