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How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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