Walk of Shame today included voting.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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