Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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