So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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