these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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