Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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