Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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