ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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