I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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