sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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