i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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