Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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