I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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