So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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