If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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