Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
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