think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Randomize
