Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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