I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
foreskin is a definite game changer
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Randomize
