hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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