So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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