I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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