He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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