just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
My bed is full of blood and feathers
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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